
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang, via theunbrokenbroken)
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via danidelovely)

we’re soarin’
flyin’
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach
fave
(Source: mrchocolatebear, via reenieeweeniee)
my mom’s wedding is coming up so i made a playlist what do u think she will appreciate the gesture
(via mandapug)
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~





